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Khaos Brewing On Tap

Featuring 18 Taps (Beers + NA Kiddo Craft Sodas all brewed in-house)

Khaos Flight (Four 5 Ounce Pours) - $10  (Six 5 Ounce Pours) - $14

Khaos Soda Flight (Four 5 Ounce Pours) - $8 

Crowlers available To-Go 

*All Beer except Khaos Root Beer is 21 & Up* 

**Please drink responsibly**


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Khaos Brewing Beer Flight

Khaos Brewing Beer Flight of Four (Four 5 Ounce Pours) - $10 (No Barrel Aged Beers)

 Khaos Brewing Beer Flight of Six (Six 5 Ounce Pours) - $14 (No Barrel Aged Beers)

 


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Khaos Brewing Soda Flight

Khaos Brewing Kiddo Soda Flight (Four 5 Ounce Pours) - $8

Khaos Brewing Kiddo Soda Flight (Six 5 Ounce Pours) - $12

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Haze in the Hole (Hazy IPA) (6.5% ABV)

TAP 1

Look out! FRESH Haze in the hole! Citra and Mosaic Hops are featured in this Double Dry Hopped super Hazy Double IPA. Bursting with Citrus flavors and aromas, this full bodied hazy will blow your taste buds and mind away!

Haze in the Hole Info

16 OZ. Draft: $7.50

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Sweet Emotionz (American Wheat Ale) (5.2% ABV)

TAP 2

We promise you that this delicious Wheat Ale will make you grow a huge pair of...Oranges!! We bring the sweet to the wheat with over 130 lbs of Oranges. Unfiltered and refreshingly light, this explicitly Orange Ale belongs on your playlist all year long! 

16 OZ. Draft: $6.50

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Grip It and Rip It (Kolsch) (3.5% ABV)

Tap 3

This will bring you back to the days of rocking out to GNR while ripping those cheap American Light beers, only this is better!

16 OZ. Draft: $4

22 OZ. Draft: $4

4 Pack (16 OZ.) $14

32 OZ. CROWLER: $10 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

Grip It and Rip It Info 

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Offensive as Funk (Kettle Sour Ale) (5.6% ABV)

TAP 4

Cherry Limeade Kettle Sour Ale - I can't think of anything more offensive than brewing a Cherry Lime Sour Beer! I mean seriously, what has the world come to where we think we can just brew whatever we want without repercussions of other peoples' feelings!! What's next, Teriyaki and Lima Bean Ale? Where will it stop!? This is outrageous as funk!!

16 OZ. Draft: $7

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Pina Funk Colada (Sour Ale) (5.6% ABV)

Tap 5  

Well folks, we're almost there! Temperatures are on the rise, days are getting longer and soon enough it's going to be Golf Outings, BBQs, Bags, Beaches and Pool Days! So why not enjoy a Pineapple Coconut Sour that we aptly named "Pina Funk Colada" to get you into that summertime mood! Also, if you stare at this Beer and say its name 3 times fast 3 times in a row, it magically turns into an aphrodisiac! 

16 OZ. Draft: $7

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Khaos Kiddo Root Beer (Non-Alcoholic)

TAP 6 

Get all hopped up on sweet, sweet home brewed Non-Alcoholic Root Beer! 

We want everyone to be able to raise a glass at our Brewcade, including the kids!

16 OZ. Draft: $6 

32 OZ. Crowler: $8

*Also served at Craft'd PlainfieldCraft'd Yorkville and Chop'd*

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Sunburnt Smile (Hefeweizen) (4.7% ABV)

TAP 7 

Brewed with sweet Orange Peel and Coriander. 

16 OZ. Draft: $6.50

32 OZ. Crowler: $15 (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Luvin a Elevator (American Wheat Ale) (4.6% ABV)

TAP 8

American Wheat Ale with Strawberries. Whether you're going up, or going down, this Strawberry Wheat beer will have you humming that guilty pleasure song that you deny you like! Just for the sake of everyone around you, do not attempt to hit Steven Tyler's high notes! 

16 OZ. Draft: $6.50

32 OZ. Crowler: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Simple Dude (Pale Ale) (4.7% ABV)

Tap 9 

Simply a Pale Ale, Dude.

16 OZ. Draft: $6.50

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)


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Delusional Reality (10.0% ABV) (Belgian Tripel)

TAP 10

It's to expand your mind and distort your reality with our newest Belgian Tripel, Delusional Reality. The Belgian Yeast, Belgian Sugar and Hibiscus will set you off into a whole new dimension of taste and flavor. Just please enjoy responsibly, because this beer can quickly send you into the "Sideways Dimension!"

12 OZ. Draft: $8.00

32 OZ. CROWLER: $20 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Squirrels with Onlyfans (4.2% ABV) (American Red Ale)

TAP 11

It's another Red Ale brewed by Khaos, with roasty, nutty, caramel notes that'll have you wanting to pay a monthly subscription for this risqué Beer. Please enjoy respectfully, this Beer was once a High School Teacher.

16 OZ. Draft: $6

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Chuggie (Pilsner) (5.3% ABV)

TAP 12 

Chuggie wanted to grow up to be as popular as the other crushable Beers he saw on TV commercials. 

We worked hard to help him grow into his beautiful coloration, a crisp bite and the perfect flavor for all day drinking. 

Enjoy this easy drinking, better tasting Pilsner on Tap at Khaos Brewcade & Kitchen! 

16 OZ. Draft: $6

22 OZ. Draft: $7

32 OZ. CROWLER: $10 Each (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Khaos Brewing Softcore Side of Dark (Stout) (4.4% ABV)

TAP 13

You may recall last year Brewmaster Jay brewed an Imperial Boozy Sith Lord Stout named "Hardcore Side of Dark."

This year, he's brewed a toned down all day stout we've affectionately named "Softcore Side of Dark."

At 4.4% ABV, it may not be up to Darth Vader's standards, but at least you'll be able to indulge yourself in the dark side brew without becoming consumed by drunken evil!

16 OZ Draft: $6.50 

32 OZ. CROWLER: $15 (Buy 3 get $5 Off)

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Kiddo Kandy Stash Lemon Drop Aged Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

TAP 14

Khaos Brewing Kiddo Blue Raspberry Kandy Stash Non-Alcoholic Soda - Aged with Blue Raspberry Gummies. 

We took our Base Sugar Mix and aged candy for that liquid candy taste. Current aged candy stash- Sour Patch, Lemon Drop and Blue Raspberry Gummy Rings. All the enjoyment of your favorite Candy in liquid form!

16 OZ. Tiki Glass Draft: $6

32 OZ. CROWLER: $8

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Kiddo Orange Dreamsicle Craft Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

TAP 15

Orange Dreamsicle Craft Soda

16 OZ. Tiki Glass Draft: $6

32 OZ. CROWLER: $8

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Kiddo Grape Giggles Craft Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

TAP 16

Kiddo Grape Giggles Craft Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

16 OZ. Tiki Glass Draft: $6

32 OZ. CROWLER: $8 

*COMING BACK SOON*

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Kiddo Goofball Cream Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

Tap 17

Kiddo Goofball Cream Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

16 OZ. Tiki Glass Draft: $6 

32 OZ. CROWLER: $8

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Khaos Brewing Cola Brah Soda (Cola) (Non-Alcoholic)

Tap 18

Cola Brah (Cola) (Non-Alcoholic)

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New Khaos Brewing Beers

More coming soon!

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About Brewer J

Meet our Head Brewer J!

When did you start at Khaos Brewing? 

March 2021 as Khaos Brewing’s 1st and Only Head Brewer!

Tell us how you got involved in making Beer?

I overheard a Bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings talking about home brewing, so I ordered my own kit. 2 weeks later it showed up. I then started my own Hop Farm in Oswego (Wolf & 5th) about 5 years later then moved it to Paw Paw to continue learning and growing hops! I met the people at Live Wire Hops which helped me make important connections that led me to Khaos.

I’m constantly reading up on how to improve my beer creation methods and processes as we continue to build the Khaos Brewing brand!

What are your goals for Khaos Brewing?

1 - To use Beer for good by helping raise funds and awareness for local charitable causes and organizations.

2 - To brew a Beer so good that we have people waiting for it before we open!

3 - To win a GABF Award one day.

What's your favorite beer at Khaos you have brewed so far?

Hardcore Side of Dark Imperial Stout and the Barrel Aged Variants Mall Santa & Screaming Whispers.

What's your favorite seasonal Beer?

Dropping Lederhosen Marzen for Oktoberfest

Favorite Beer Movie?

Beerfest

What's your favorite food at Khaos Brewcade?

"The J" - Bacon Burger with Frito Fries + Queso Dip

What's your favorite game at Khaos?

Pop-a-Shot Basketball (New Record 260 Score last week!)

You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?

Train it to deliver kegs for me of course! It could also caddy for us on the golf course, too.

If you won a $10 Million Dollar Lottery tomorrow, what would you do?

I’d take care of my family, treat my friends and build an even bigger Hop Farm!

What's a fun fact about you that not many people know about?

I was a professional Rock Climber for two years.

Why do so many people mistake you for our fearless leader Corey?

It must be the unmistakable good looks!

Who is the better golfer, you or our Khaos Brewcade GM Josh?

It depends how many Khaos Beers I’ve had but no matter what I feel I’m better than him!

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Orangegasmic Strawberry Cough (Double IPA) (7.7% ABV)

Orangegasmic Strawberry Cough adds a touch of Strawberry to our Khaos Brewing Orangegasic Double IPA.

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Funk Next Friday (Fruited Berliner Weiss Sour Ale) (4.0% ABV)

Tart Blackberry Fruited Berliner Weisse Sour Ale brewed with Vanilla Beans.

We've all been there before, right? You hang out with some pals on a Friday night, but you really don't have any recollection of the evening's events the next day. Then, when you see your friends the following week, you hear all the stories and watch the videos of how you made a complete ass of yourself and you say, "man, funk last Friday!" Well, maybe you should try remembering your Friday nights by enjoying this 4 % Berliner Weisse Blackberry Sour. Just know this, if the shots start flowing, it's gonna be your own fault when you tell yourself once again, "Man, Funk Last Friday!"

*SOLD OUT*

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Funkin Nerves (Fruited Berliner Weiss Sour Ale) (3.0% ABV)

Funkin Nerves (Fruited Berliner Weiss Sour Ale) (3.0% ABV)

Cherry Cheesecake Sour Ale

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Don't Worry B Hoppy (Imperial IPA) (9.6% ABV)

Had a bad day at work? Is your teenage kid driving you mad? Did your significant other spend too much of your hard-earned money? Don't Worry, Be Hoppy and forget about the bad juju with this Imperial IPA! The sweet juicy nose hides the big hoppy boozy flavor that'll have you forgetting all about the fact that you still suck at golf! CHEERS, MON!! 

*SOLD OUT*

Hazy Bro (Hazy IPA) (6.7% ABV)

Hazy IPA with a tropical, juicy nose finishing with a bitter bite. You'll like this bro! 

Brewed with Bergamot, Mackinac & Hydra Hops from Live Wire Hope & Great Lakes Hops as well as Amarillo, Citra and Australia Galaxy Hops.

16 OZ Draft: $7

32 OZ. CROWLER: $10 Each

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Hardcore Mall Santa (Imperial Stout) (11% ABV)

Here's to you, "Hardcore Mall Santa." Only you are willing to grow a beard for 11 months for your one month of glory. Your willingness to sacrifice your physical health to meet the girthy standards of ol' Saint Nick is unparalleled. The fact that you welcome strangers' children onto your lap, with parent's consent of course, makes the lot of us wonder, "what's wrong with this man?" So enjoy one of ours that's named after a true hero, that's infused with Peppermint and Vanilla, to cover up that smell of Yukon Jack and Marlboro Reds.

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Funk Cancer (Liquid Love Collab) (Sour Ale) (5.2% ABV)

This Beer was a collaboration with Liquid Love Brewing. We uses the base Sour with Graham Cracker, Milk Sugar and added loads of Strawberry and Rhubarb Puree to make it a beautiful Tart Strawberry Pie treat for the very cause to beat the cancer.  

*SOLD OUT*

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Wild Turkey Barrel Aged Nuclear Pig (Strong Ale) (10% ABV)

Smoked Maple Syrup Strong Ale Aged 15 Months in a Wild Turkey Barrel. 

Served with Pig Candy Bacon.

*Ask your Bartender or Server if you want it smoked!*

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Original Beer - Nuclear Pig (Strong Ale) (9% ABV)

This 3 eyed swine freak will leave you feeling like you just popped out of a microwave! Warming and boozy, you'll taste the smoke of the sweet in this medium-bodied Strong Ale. Served with a side of Pig Candy!

*RETURNING IN THE FUTURE*

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Crowlers To-Go

32 Ounce Crowlers Available

Booby-Trap (Pale Ale) (5.4% ABV)

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!!" That's Sloth calling out to you and your friends to try our newest APA, Booby-Trap! Gather your Goonies and truffle shuffle your way around Magnum, Perle, Cascade & Cryo Cascade Hops. That's what I said, "Booby-Trap!"

*SOLD OUT*


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Imperial Bear Wrangler (Imperial Stout) (13.5% ABV) (88 IBUs)

If you got the plums to wrangle a Bear, then you just might have guts to sip on this super booze Imperial Stout! Please enjoy responsible, this Bear fights back!

*SOLD OUT*

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Strawberry Mooooooo (Milkshake IPA) (7.3% ABV)

Everyone around here knows the story of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, but very few have heard of "Mr. Lepore's Pretty in Pink Bovine." Legend goes, Mr. Lepore had an obsession of feeding his udder friend a steady diet of Strawberries and Hops until one day she turned pink & started producing a wonderful Milkshake IPA! Seven "O's" in this Moo for the 7.3% ABV this mad Cow carries! 

Dry Hopped Milkshake IPA with Cryo Amarillo Hops & Cryo Simcoe Hops.

*SOLD OUT*

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Softcore Whispering Screams (Neapolitan Stout) (4.6% ABV)

Neapolitan Stout - Strawberry, Cocoa Nibs & Vanilla Beans and only 4.6% ABV!

12 OZ Draft: $7

*SOLD OUT*

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Joystick Junkie (India Pale Ale) (6.4% ABV)

Time to grease up Joysticks with the likes of Frogger and Ms. Pac Man as well as getting your Beer Junkie fix with our West Coast inspired IPA, Joystick Junkie. 

Leapfrog  your way around Magnum, Perle, Centennial, Centennial CRYO & Chinook Hops. 

Just don't shake your Joystick 3 times!! 

*SOLD OUT*

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713 (Pale Ale) (5.0% ABV)

This dry-hopped, easy drinking old school Pale Ale is brewed with Cascade Hops and Caramel Malt. Finishes with citrusy Tropical notes. 

This Pale is classic, simple and part of our brewing roots as a Khaos Brewing original.

Experience this beautifully balanced Pale Ale on Tap!

*OUT OF STOCK*

The Gobbler (Hazy IPA) (6.0% ABV)

The Gobbler has arrived and it is a JUICY Apple-infused beauty! A Double Dry Hopped Hazy IPA featuring a mega-hazy appearance bursting with the aroma of Tart Apple & Citrus. 

It's a full-bodied Hoppy Hazy featuring a bitter Grapefruit taste, mild Hop bite on the back of the tongue and a surprisingly clean finish. 

Brewed with Citra and Mosaic Hops, don't miss out on this juicy, fruity Ale! 

*OUT OF STOCK*

Squirrels with Guns (Red Ale) (4.9% ABV)

MY GOD!! The air raid sirens are going off this red dawn, as an invasion of the Red Squirrel Army is invading our taste buds with rounds of Caramel and roasted Malt loaded in our newest brew, "Squirrels with Guns!" 

Lay down your arms and just surrender to this delicious Red Ale!

*SOLD OUT*

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Funk Off (Berliner Weisse) (3.8% ABV) (3.8 IBUs)

We are proud to introduce our very first Berliner Weisse Sour Ale from Khaos Brewing! 

100 pounds of fresh Raspberries helped us produce the beautiful Peach/Pink color. An aroma of tart and sweet will hit you as you bring this refreshing libation to your lips. 

You'll fall in love after just one sip of this smooth and satisfying Sour Ale that leaves you with a lingering tart Raspberry flavor on the tip of your tongue.  

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Carved Up Smile (Pumpkin Ale) (5.0% ABV)

Our Carved Up Smile Pumpkin Ale is hazy as a cloudy fall night. You'll notice heavy notes of Spice as you bring this Pumpkin Ale to your lips. After one sip you'll get a dominant spice flavor from the 5 Spices we used in this recipe. It also features a Pumpkin backbone and a creamy mouthfeel and aftertaste from the Milk Sugar while finishing sweet. This full-bodied Ale will remind you of fall holidays past and present while bringing a smile to your face!  

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Delusional Happiness (Belgian Tripel) (8.1% ABV)

You'll first notice the glowing Pink hue which comes from the Hibiscus. 

As you raise your glass you'll then detect notes of Banana and Clove coming from the Belgian Yeast. 

Your first sip of this "booze bomb" will taste strong, sugary and leave you with a crisp mouthfeel and sweet finish. 

We used Belgian Rock Sugar (basically Rock Candy) to sweeten this bad boy up!

You'll know you're drinking a Tripel as you start to feel warm after a few sips...Proost!

Screaming Whispers (Neapolitan Imperial Stout) (11.0% ABV)

We all know whispers are meant to be private, so trust us when we say you might want to limit yourself to just one of these Neapolitan Imperial Stouts, lest the entire bar learns about all your dirty little secrets...sinner.

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Accountability Buddy (Lager) (4.2% ABV)

Accountability Buddy (Lager) (4.2 % ABV) is similar to all the Beers you used to steal out of your Dad's Refrigerator!  Enjoy it responsibly with a buddy today at Khaos Brewcade!  Cheers to friendship! 

  • Tastes similar to a commercial Light Lager

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Piña Colada Panda (Milkshake IPA) (6.5% ABV)

Do you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain? Mr. Panda does! 

To create Piña Colada Panda we took the same base recipe as Dirty Thoughts Panda IPA, but went with a Pina Colada twist…

We added a huge helping of Pineapple and Coconut to this batch! 

Your go-to Beer won't mind if you enjoy one...definitely swipe right on Piña Colada Panda! 

*OUT OF STOCK*

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Orangegasmic Creamsicle (Double IPA) (8.5% ABV)

Not sure if we can get any more risque with the description of this delicious beer than we did with the original Orangegasmic, but let's just say the natural Orange and Vanilla flavors added to this beer will have you "Creaming for more!" Ok, maybe we just did get more risque...

*SOLD OUT*

KH Ready Zet Go (Pale Ale) (4.2% ABV)

On you mark, get ready, zet....GOOOOO!!!

Khaos Brewing is proud to introduce our newest Pale Ale - Ready Zet Go! 

Unlike heavy Double IPAs, this easy drinking, slightly bitter all day Pale Ale will have you feeling like you can still run a marathon after a few. Be careful on the random drug test though, lest you pop positive for an underperforming diminishing drug (we're talking about Alcohol, folks!)

This crushable Pale Ale features Cascade, Magnum, Perle Hops and is dry hopped with Cryo Cascade Hops. 

*RETURNING IN THE FUTURE*

Find Our Beer at Major Threat Group Restaurants

Chop'd (Plainfield)

Craft'd (Plainfield) 

Craft'd (Yorkville)

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The Hoppy Dance (Hazy Triple IPA) (9.5% ABV)

Time to get in touch with your inner Will Smith, and I don't mean slapping the sh*t out of someone because they talked smack about your wife. I'm talking about "Gettin Jiggy Wit It" with our newest Triple IPA - The Hoppy Dance. The super juicy nose is backed by a nice hoppy bitter bite that'll have you doing the "Carlton Dance" in no time!

The Hoppy Dance features Bergamot, Mackinac and Hydra Hops along with a touch of Amarillo. Thank you Live Wire Hops! 

*RETURNING IN THE FUTURE*

Twisted Disaster (Hard Seltzer) (6.4% ABV)

Did you know that if a casual golfer scores their game honestly, only 10% of them will break a score of 100? So, if you're a casual golfer, there's a 90% chance that your golf game is nothing more than a twisted disaster! This is the reason why Khaos Brewing has brewed this John Daly inspired Seltzer - to help you get through that sh*tty round of golf. So, swing and drink away and make sure your partner signs up for the cart. Because you don't need to worry about putting the ball in the water, but the cart.... Feel free to add Raspberry, Mango or Peach Flavoring in the Cocktail version served over Ice!

*Khaos Brewing does not condone the driving of golf carts into water or while intoxicated. Please drink responsibly.*

OUT OF STOCK

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Khaos Brewing Beer

More coming soon!

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Dropping Lederhosen (Märzen) (6.0% ABV)

Hallo and Probst to all those ready to celebrate Deutschland's biggest drinking festival, Oktoberfest! 

Khaos has once again released our seasonal Marzen to mark the occasion, Dropping Lederhosen! 

We just ask that you hold off on actually dropping your Lederhosen until you are in the confines of your own home!! Enjoy responsibly.

*GONE UNTIL 2024*

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Smack My Witch Up (Spiced Lager) (5.0% ABV)

Neapolitan Stout - Strawberry Flavor, Coco Nibs & Vanilla Beans and only 4.6% ABV!

Hocus Pocus You Sons Of Witches! It’s That Time Of Year Again When The Karens Act Normal Because Their Favorite Flavored Beer Is On The Market. That’s Right, We’ve Got Our Pumpkin Spice Lager On Draft. So, Lace Up Your Uggs And Get Your Witch On With Our Newest Brew, Smack My Witch Up! (Khaos Brewcade Does Not Condone The Actual Smacking Of Witches, Even If They Deserve It)

*SOLD OUT*

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Barry Cuddles (Imperial Barrel-Aged Stout) (12.6% ABV)

Barrel Aged Imperial Stout infused with Blackberries and Vanilla. We all have that friend that's tough and hard, but we all know he has a soft cuddly core. Just don't cuddle this Barry too hard, he'll for sure knock you on your @$$! Please drink responsibly.

*OFF TAP*

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Softcore Tweaking (Porter) (4.6% ABV)

Jay has infused our Softcore Side of Dark easy drinking Stout with some Coffee, helping to really accentuate the roasted noted. Just don't get tweaking confused with twerking, please. We are a family establishment after all!

*SOLD OUT*

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Rookie Mall Santa (Porter) (4.6% ABV)

A low ABV super easy light drinking Porter with Cocoa Nibs and Peppermint.

Making his major shopping center debut...coming in at 5'8 tall, weighing in at 293 lbs, he's been growing his beard his entire retirement for this moment. Carrying a lovely scent of Cocoa Nibs, Peppermint and easy drinking Stout, by the way of The Villages, Florida....it's rookie Mall Santa!

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Milkman Dude (Milkshake IPA) (7.5% ABV)

Ever wonder why your whole family is lactose intolerant, and yet Mom is ordering a Milk Delivery every Wednesday while Dad was away? It's the Milkman Dude. Now it's time to enjoy a delectable Milkshake IPA!

El Dorado, Magnum, Hydra & Mosaic Hops with Lactose & Vanilla Beans.

*SOLD OUT*

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Find Your Smile (Pale Ale) (5% ABV)

For a lot of folks, the month of October marks the beginning of a dreadful time of the year. The sun rises later and sets earlier, the temperatures drop, your family suffers from cabin fever, the stresses of the holidays, driving in the snow, etc. That's why Brewmaster Jay has brewed a West Coast Style Inspired Lager. One sip of this delicious Beer, and your problems will melt away, and you'll once again find your smile! It's like Xanax in a Glass, except it's NOT!!!

*SOLD OUT*

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Kiddo Cola Brah Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

Kiddo Cola Brah Soda (Non-Alcoholic)

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The Lady Friend (Coffee Lager) (6% ABV)

Brewmaster J has brewed a delicious Coffee Lager brewed with roasted Coffee Beans. He affectionately named this Brew after his darling sweetheart.

*SOLD OUT*

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Wild Turkey Barrel Aged Nuclear Pig (Strong Ale) (10% ABV)

Smoked Maple Syrup Strong Ale Aged 15 Months in a Wild Turkey Barrel. 

Served with Pig Candy Bacon.

*Ask your Bartender or Server if you want it smoked!*

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Original Beer - Nuclear Pig (Strong Ale) (9% ABV)

This 3 eyed swine freak will leave you feeling like you just popped out of a microwave! Warming and boozy, you'll taste the smoke of the sweet in this medium-bodied Strong Ale. Served with a side of Pig Candy!

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Sly Foxxx (Amber Lager) (5.2% ABV)

We brewed a Amber Lager that we named "Sly Foxxx" in honor of Craft'd Yorkville.
So sit back and enjoy some amber crisp sips.

16 OZ. - $6

32 OZ. CROWLER: $10 Each

*Served at Craft'd Yorkville*

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Breakfast Ball (Lager) (3.5% ABV)

Brewmaster Jay took our Grip It N Rip It and flavored it up with Coffee and Caramel for an easy drinking Light Beer that's the perfect accoutrement for that horrible first Tee Shot you're about to send out of bounds! So cheers to you and tee up another one!

16 OZ. Draft: $5

32 OZ. CROWLER: $10 Each

*Out Of Stock*

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Luvin a Elevator (American Wheat Ale) (4.6% ABV)

American Wheat Ale with Strawberries. Whether you're going up, or going down, this Strawberry Wheat beer will have you humming that guilty pleasure song that you deny you like! Just for the sake of everyone around you, do not attempt to hit Steven Tyler's high notes!

*Out Of Stock*

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Warp Level Se7en (Belgian Saison) (7% ABV)

In this smooth as hell Belgian Saison you'll notice aromatics of Bubble Gum, Fruit and Banana. It’ll warp you straight to that fantastic land of flavor. 

"Captain's log 23.9, rounded to the nearest decimal point. Captain Brewmaster J speaking...I've been on a mission, to brew a Saison. This Belgian style ale has eluded me for most of my career. I've boldly gone to the far reaches of the known universe, where no one has gone before, to find the perfect blend of Belgian Yeast, Hops, and Grain, to help bring out the wonderful flavors of Bubble Gum, Banana, and Clove; to build a smooth and silky body that honestly reminds me of Ahora. So do yourself a favor, and enjoy this delicious Saison, Warp Level Se7en, ENGAGE! YOU'VE GOT TO, MISTER!!!"

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"C" for Cerveza (Mexican Lager) (5.5% ABV)

You may recall last year Brewmaster Jay brewed an Imperial Boozy Sith Lord Stout named "Hardcore Side of Dark."

This year, he's brewed a toned down all day stout we've affectionately named "Softcore Side of Dark."

At 4.4% ABV, it may not be up to Darth Vader's standards, but at least you'll be able to indulge yourself in the dark side brew without becoming consumed by drunken evil!

*OUT OF STOCK*

Is it Beer? "C." Is it good? "C."

We have brewed a Mexican Lager we call "C" for Cerveza! If you're looking for an easy drinking Lager that has the flavor of the beers from our neighbors to the south, just say "si" and we'll bring you something delicious!

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I Don't Know Bro (IPA) (7.7% ABV)

After hours and hours (it was more like 15 mins) of trying to come up with a name for this delicious Hoppy Double IPA, I asked Brewmaster Jay what he came up with. He simply responded with, "I Don't Know, Bro". I replied back, "Works for me!" 

So, please enjoy responsibly, and have some fun with your family and friends when they ask you, "What are you drinking?!?"

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Bears Don't Drive on Weekends (Brown Ale)

Coming soon!